Bitch-Be-Gone Spell

No, this isn't to banish unwanted bitches, it's to banish - or rather, ground out and transform into peace - negative feelings you yourself have, usually at work or in other circumstances where your anxiety level and desire to choke someone bare-handed rise as does your blood pressure. I keep a jar of this stuff in my desk and inhale its scent to alleviate bad moods, surliness, PMS, and other I-hate-my-species feelings.

Items you will need:

• peppermint leaf
• peppermint oil
• lavender buds
• lavender oil...

... I am so sorry to do this to you, but this post has been moved to my new website, Magickal Apothecary, and can be found in its entirety here: Bitch Be Gone